So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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