Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
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So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
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The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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