Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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