Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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