They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
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so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
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multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I party with great urgency now.
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