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That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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