Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
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