whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
PANTIES FOUND
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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