the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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