Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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