If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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