just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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