He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
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Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
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Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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