You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
