You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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