found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Randomize
