covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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