I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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