lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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