nut hugger
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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