Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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