Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
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I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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