whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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