i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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