I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
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she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
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with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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