Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
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he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
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I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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