So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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