let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
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that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
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At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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