I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
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when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
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Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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