giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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