i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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