do herpes really smell.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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