whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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