How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
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Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
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Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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