Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I wish you could order shots online.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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