ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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