Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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