did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
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Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
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Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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