would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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