I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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