I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
