I'm really into asian looking animals
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
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