god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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