Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
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I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
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you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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