I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Randomize
