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(734): View more from Michigan

I think scott just propositioned me for sex

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(707): View more from California

I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.

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(480): View more from Arizona

I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!

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(802): View more from Vermont

i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke

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(773): View more from Illinois

Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.

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(909): View more from California

The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."

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(303): View more from Colorado

Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group

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But you wear shame so well

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(609): View more from New Jersey

i need some magic done to my vagina

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(843): View more from South Carolina

He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy

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