she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
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My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Randomize