Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
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i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
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Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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