I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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