Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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