And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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