Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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