that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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