I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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